Mental Health Warning!

Prescription medications always include a package insert or prescribing information, to provide additional information about the medicine. Here is the “Information Leaflet” for How Life Really Works.

Mental health warning for How Life Really Works

Proprietary Name: How Life Really Works

Composition: Each Life Manual contains 244mg of unadulterated truth.

Pharmacological Classification:

1. Analgesic (relieves pain from media brainwashing)
2. Nootropic (enhances mental performance in healthy individuals)
3. Antibiotic (kills or slows the growth of bacterial invasion of minds by external influences)
4. Antidepressant (treats clinical depression – the leading cause of unfulfilled living)
5. Mood Stabilizer (suppresses swings between mania and depression caused by the current state of the world).

Indications: For the relief of mild to acute pain caused by negative external forces, a lack of purpose or a general wondering about what life is about.

Contra-Indications: Hypersensitivity to truth.

Warnings: Patients suffering from severe exposure to CNN, BBC or other controlled media should take How Life Really Works only under mental supervision.  Do not use continuously for more than 10 days without consulting anyone grounded in reality.  Excessive and prolonged use of How Life Really Works may be dangerous, and even life changing.

Dosage and Directions for Use: Take one to five pages every hour, interspersed with careful, critical analysis of supporting material provided.  Not recommended for children under the age of open mindedness.  Glossy magazines should rather be considered for use if treatment for such patients is required.

Side-Effects and Special Precautions: Heart palpitations, quickness of breath, extreme giddiness, excitement and joy may occur.  Other allergic reactions have also been recorded.  The use of How Life Really Works has been associated with deep understanding of the meaning of life and man’s purpose on earth.

Many patients have been caught thinking for themselves and questioning their previously accepted reality.  This has been known to be particularly detrimental to unfulfilled living and extreme caution is advised.

Some patients have triumphed over and broken free of the shackles of conformity, bravely blazing a new trail through the uncharted waters of the human mind. In most communities this is classed as dangerous behaviour.

Known Symptoms of Over-Dosage and Particulars of its Treatment:

There is no known cure for the application of How Life Really Works.  In the event of suspected overdose, allow the patient to enjoy life to the fullest.  Do not seek medical or psychiatric assistance.

If you are in any way concerned about the relevance and safety of How Life Really Works, please do not request this medication.

You have been warned!

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